Cat Quotes....
and maybe a few spells
"There are no ordinary cats" - Collette
"We cannot , without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind."  
- St. George Mivat
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be
Unless my cats are there to welcome me."  - epitaph in a pet cemetary
""Meow" is like "Aloha" it can mean anything - Hank Ketchum
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." - Mark Twain
"Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges.  Cats have the courage to live by them."
- Jim Davis
"Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule:  when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses."
- John Wetz
"A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person."
- Mugsy Peabody
"A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin." - Fred Schwab
"In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats." - english proverb
"Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties."
- W.L. George
"Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you for yourself alone." - Dr. Louis Camuti
"Cats love one so much - more than they will allow.  But they have so much wisdom to keep it to themselves."
- Mary E. Wilkins Freeman
"I purr, therefore I am." - anonymous
'Black cat, black cat
Luck-bringer and blessing
Where it is that thou art from
Can only keep us guessing
Your soul we claim upon this day
We bid you never, never stray
Abide with us and here to stay
We chant this charm, you must obey
Black cat, black cat
Luck-bringer and blessing'
'Black cat, cross my path,
Good fortune bring to home and hearth;
When I am away from home
Bring me luck where'er I roam'
'Fairies, I have danced for you,
Fairies, I have sung for you,
Now, I pri'thee, send to me
The Fairy Cat, the spirit Caith Sith
My guide and safeguard for to be'
"The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat" -  Michael McGarel
"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch." - Leo Dworken
"Cats have no bones, as evidenced by the places they can get into." - tschircat
"Kittens are born with their eyes shut.  They open them in about six days , take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives."
- Stephen Baker
"To err is human, to purr is feline." - Robert Byrne
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually, "Cats are nice."
- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham
"As eternal life was all to the ancient Egyptians, so too was it for their sacred animals.  The life of a cat in the hereafter, therefore,  was a place of sweet greenery, mice, and tasty morsels.  There "meows" would be heard in abundance."
                      - McClung Museum 2001
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
- Hippolyte Taine
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
- Joseph Wood Krutch